[pathologising]

"just put yourself out there" what if I scared. what then.

Anonymous asked:

ass or boobs?

astro-pterodactyl answered:

Bring me their eyes

[sergle]

FedEx: shits on my box, stomps on my box, kicks it, dumps gasoline on it, throws one of my chickens into the back of the van

UPS: whispers at my front door “is anyone home” as quietly as possible before leaving a “we missed you!” note, tries to gaslight me into thinking my address doesn’t exist

USPS: sets my package down gently where it’s not visible from the road, knocks on the door and kisses me directly on the mouth

[theuntoaster]

Is this…shipping discourse?

[welcometothemaxipad]

Amazon once threw a package at my door and then took a photo while it was midair. Not sure where that fits in this schema but I did want to tell y’all about it.

[somerandomgit]

[satyriconmp3]

so true bestie what did you say btw i wasn't paying attention

[wandavison]

[generalmorozova]

FLEABAG | 2x06

[midnightmazes]

okay but what if

[scoobydoosuggestion]

Maybe there’s someone in this abandoned clown factory who can help us

[sexycraisinthanos]

this is what companies say every time they try to buy tumblr

[cn-confessions]

This is the best scene from the recent episode ever.

[spongebobssquarepants]

[blockpain-deactivated20210824]

[madamemarkos]

That’s what you were sacrificed to. But I - have always felt...held. By a family. A real family. Which everyone deserves. And you deserve.

Ari Aster, Midsommar (2019)

[derezzcartes]

[y-eowang]

Midsommar (2019), dir. Ari Aster.